It’s that time of year again. The holidays are right around the corner. As all your best Bitches start to cuff up for this chilly season, you’ve got to make sure they’re equipped with the sweetest gifts so they don’t forget their day ones.
We’re here to try and make your holiday shopping extravaganza a little less stressful. Below we’ve put together a list of some our favorite goodies perfect for every gal pal in your life. Whether you’ve got a crazy cat lady in the bunch or a fitness junkie, we’ve got everything you need to bring the smiles to your annual squad holiday party. Cheers!
Red Couch Clothing Brunch Tee | HerStyler Straight Brush Pro | Kate Spade Sparkle & Shine Champagne Flutes | Salty Mermaid Swimsuit | Rabbit Wine Opener | The Cat’s Pajamas| Kiehl’s Cucumber Face Toner | James Read Tan Sleep Mask
For the Crazy Cat Bitch: Who doesn’t love a good pair of Christmas pajamas? This kooky Coachella kitty printed pair is sure to please any lady in your crew, cat loving or not. This pair of pjs is made right in the USA with the highest quality poplin to ensure a cozy night of sleep or an even cozier girls night in. $90
For the Island-Hopping Bitch: We all have that one friend who seems to live out of a suitcase. Her Insta is full of glorious beach landscapes, and we constantly wonder how she affords this lifestyle. Get her an ultra flattering one piece like this one from Salty Mermaid, so she can sunbathe or scuba dive in style. $120
For the Wannabe Island-Hopping Bitch: And for the Bitch who desperately wishes she could squeeze into the above Bitch’s carry on, the James Read Tan Sleep Mask. Goes on clear and she’ll wake up with a flawless deep tan. The whole squad will be wondering what Caribbean hotspot she’s landed on this winter. $52
For the Hostess Bitch: What’s better than a wine night with your best girlfriend? A champagne night. Grab these adorable sparkle and shine stemless flutes to cheers on New Years Eve– or any night for that matter. $50
For the Fancy Bitch: Get a pack of blow-outs for your favorite gal. PRÊTE is our new favorite go-to for booking blow-outs, now in Chicago but coming to D.C. and New York soon. The brand, which translates to “ready,” makes sure your favorite girls are ready for anything with perfect hair. The company partners with top salons in your city; simply use the app to book a blow-out near you. Get a pack of three for $99 or five for $145. Details here.
For the Sleepy Bitch: Trust us, the Active X Pillow by Nest is worth the splurge for your friend that just can’t take enough naps. It’s memory foam will knock you out in an instant while still staying supported. And better, yet it has cooling technology, so you and your bestie can nap away on her itty bitty apartment bed. $129
For the Fashionista Bitch: You know how they say: don’t get fashion gifts for fashion lovers. Well they’re wrong. You know your squad fashionista well enough to know that these smokin’ hot red booties will keep her dancing the night away all through the new year. $56
For the Feminist Bitch: We all have that one friend. She has a “The Future is Female” tee for every day of the week. Mix it up a bit with this beret from ASOS. “I am Woman” is embroidered across the front for a flirty take on feminism. Tres chic. $19
For the GirlBoss Bitch: Because boss Bitches never have enough time in the morning. While she’s juggling her 5 a.m. SoulCycle class and her day packed with meeting after meeting, she’ll be so thankful you picked up the Herstyler Ceramic Straight Brush. Brushing out your wet hair in the locker room while drying and straightening at the same time, we’ll take 10. $22.95
For the Sappy Bitch: Instagram isn’t enough anymore. All our parents do is rag on millennials, and most of us actually do appreciate a good photo montage in print. Chatbooks has teamed up with Kate Spade to offer these adorable gold foil covers with cute lines like “Be Dazzling” engraved across the front. Pick out your favorite pictures from every girls trip and create a full-fledged book she’ll never get sick of looking at. Starting at $20
For the Brunch Obsessed Bitch: “Broke but Brunching”, this shirt says it all. Everyone knows how much these Bitches love brunching, so why not spread the brunch love. Red Couch Clothing channeled their inner Bitch when creating this one. Pick it up for your bestie or for the entire squad to wear to your next bottomless outing. $22
For the Pampered Bitch: Kiehl’s cucumber herbal alcohol-free toner makes you feel like you just walked out of a spa. The herbal extracts and soothing nature will be much appreciated by any gal who loves to be pampered. Pick up this bottle and it’s matching clay mask for something fun you ladies can do together. $27
For the Practical Bitch: Lano Rose Hand Cream makes the perfect winter moisturizer. Practical ladies absolutely despise cracked hand in the winter– trust me, I’m one of them. Rose oil is a millennial gal’s BFF these days, so pick up this simple stocking stuffer I know she’ll love (and actually use). $15
For the Fit Bitch: Ban.do makes some of the cutest gifts ever. From quirky notebooks and tableware to fun gym bags and this silly yoga mat. Why wouldn’t you want everyone in your weekend yoga ritual to know that After This I’m Getting Pizza. $45
For the Binge-Watching Bitch: What show are you binging right now with your bestie? Stranger Things? Shameless? Friends? They’re all great on their own, but what if you had this binge-watching beauty kit to make those evenings even more enjoyable. Equipped with floss, face masks, a sofa yoga guide, and a goofy marathon decision coin, this kit will keep you beautified while binging all season (or 3) long. $22
For the Classy Bitch: Blogger-loved brand Kendra Scott makes the most gorgeous, classic, gemstone jewelry. If your main Bitch follows @cmcoving, @sarahkjp, @jenniferlake, or @rachparcell, she will love these red drop earrings. They’re perfect for holiday parties and will wear straight through Valentine’s Day with their adorable hue. $65
For the DJ Bitch: Bet you didn’t know tiara headphones existed? Neither did we, but we NEED them. Turns out your coworker is moonlighting as an aspiring DJ. Make sure to snag her this glam pair of headphones for while she’s mixing tracks when your boss isn’t looking. $60
For the Wine-O Bitch: Why are wine bottles so hard to open? Make sure your wine-loving Bitch can open her next bottle of Two Buck Chuck with this gorgeous rose gold wine opener. It’s lever is specially designed to help out those who are a little less coordinated in that department. $34
For the Techie Bitch: You’d never guess this cute tassel keychain doubles as a portable phone charger. Rebecca Minkoff really knows how to slip in tech benefits into her stylish accessories. This number has a built in USB and iPhone cable so your tech lover will never be without a charge again. $50
For the Insta Famous Bitch: Beauty bloggers and celebs are always glowing in their selfies, but how? The secret is Lumee. This case for your phone has lights that shine right around the screen for perfect selfie lighting. Every hour will be golden hour for your friend with a gazillion followers after she gets this gift. $49
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Bitch Biz: While this article was written independently, we did receive compensation from PRÊTE and Red Couch Clothing for inclusion.