The Lust List: Lady-like Bags, Part 2

September 2nd, 2010 § Bitch at us

By: Cori Sue

I recently said all ladies must have a chain-strap black shoulder bag at their disposal. It’s a wardrobe must-have. But, if you already possess the aforementioned bag, or are looking to spice up your wardrobe, may we suggest adding some texture?

Anything reptilian—crocodile, alligator, or python—will do. Texture and animal prints are big for fall. If you’re ready to expand your palette beyond traditional prints, these babies come in a variety of colors.

Marc Jacobs Single Python-Embossed Shoulder Bag, $695, Bloomingdales.

Photo credit: Bloomingdales

Kate Spade Knightsbridge Darcy Crocodile-Embossed Shoulder Bag, $425, Bloomingdales.

Photo credit: Bloomingdales

Rebecca Minkoff Alligator Belle, $350, Endless.

Photo credit: Endless

Tory Burch Heidi Printed Leather Shoulder Bag, $209 (on sale!), Nordstrom.

Photo credit: Nordstrom

Brunch at Austin Grill

September 1st, 2010 § 2 people bitched back

By: Tammy, Guest Bitch

When I woke up Saturday morning I knew two things: 1) I needed a breakfast taco – a greasy one with beans and cheese and eggs, and 2) I was not going near the Beck rally to procure such taco.

I’m used to rolling out of bed and picking up a delicious chorizo-and-egg burrito from Brother’s Taco House east of Downtown Houston. (For more educación de tacos, see: GunsandTacos.) I’m a newbie in D.C., so, I Yelped “breakfast tacos.” And, yes, I just made Yelp into a verb.

By the end of the day, I realized I wasn’t going to be done with my quest for the unattainable, authentic D.C. breakfast taco for a long time. I also realized I was going to have to settle for a breakfast burrito – served with POTATOES on the side (HORRORS!).

AustinGrill_Tables

Austin Grill in Old Town seemed the closest, quickest and most suitable fix based on reviews. It sounded like a good time, and I was intrigued by all the reviews that mentioned it is 100% wind-powered. I didn’t realize it was a chain that most locals avoid until we had sat down, opened the menu and saw the numerous location listings. UGH!

Looking on the bright side, our table next to the window on the second floor, directly overlooking King Street on a Saturday afternoon, meant really great people-watching and indulging in my newest hobby: “Where did that tourist come from?” (No one comes to Houston from far away, except if you’re a space freak or a Latin American on a shopping binge.)

Our server, “Tony Orlando,” spoke English like an Italian Mafioso king straight out of New Jersey, but looked like most Hispanics I know. When I mentioned to him the rumor I heard that the restaurant runs on wind power, he had no clue what I was talking about. “We have internet here, people bring their computers to work” he said. So I tried in Spanish. He was shocked. He responded in English, “You speak Spanish good. I understand.” Thanks, Tony Orlando. Can you go ask someone else? He came back and reported that they paid the electric company more for wind power. Huh?

Tony did spend a good portion of his time touting the margaritas. The brunchin’ bitches tend to favor mimosas or Bloody Marys for brunch, but when in Rome … it’s Tequila time. So we went for the Texas Throwdown and The Famous Swirl. Both were equally disappointing. The Throwdown was so overloaded with lime juice, it made Becca pucker. We gave it back to Tony. “Pruebalo, por favor.” He did. He agreed with us. The half lime/half strawberry frozen was bland, but it sufficed.

AustinGrill_Margarta

The tortilla chips were hard like cardboard, but were masked by the spicy salsa. The best decision of the meal, which was not about to be passed up, was ordering the Chile Con Queso – made with Shiner Bock beer. It looked like Velveeta, and probably was, but the Shiner gave it that little something extra. THIS is something I will be experimenting with at home.

AustinGrill_Chips

So, on to my Breakfast Burrito, or the Chorizo Burrito. It was made with scrambled eggs, chorizo sausage, Anaheim peppers, onions, and Jack and cheddar cheeses, rolled into a flour tortilla and topped with tomato chipotle sauce. It was “Ehhh.” You could barely taste the chipotle. Why even touch those potatoes? The eggs were pretty overwhelming. I wish I had gotten the Austin Eggs Benedict like Becca’s brother.

AustinGrill_Burrito

These ain’t your ordinary Eggs Benedict. Served on quesadillas, instead of biscuits, they were super unique and had a great presentation. Just in case some of you Yanks don’t know the definition of quesadillas, LOOK IT UP. They were supposed to be topped with Chile hollandaise sauce – sounds awesome – but hard to even spot on the plate. Her brother and mother were in town for the weekend (if you didn’t see her tweets, they went to a fabulous wedding on the roof of the W Hotel).

AustinGrill_EggsBenny

Mom O’Becca thought the Avocado and Tomato omelet sounded “lovely” and on the healthy side. She didn’t share. We didn’t ask for a bite. Avocados arriving on hot eggs sketched me out a bit. Assumptions can be made from the way she didn’t rave about it, as she normally does when she just loves something, but we won’t presume.

AustinGrill_Omelet

Remember the lack of beans (come on, I would have even settled for black beans)? I should mention the griddle potatoes that were on the side of every dish were large, greasy and tasteless. The portions were large enough, and the plates would have been better without.

Becca had Magnolia eggs. We thought that two scrambled eggs with chile con queso on a toasted English muffin would be an auto YUM. It was greasy and filling, but it would have been such a cooler dish served on top of quesadillas, like the Austin eggs Benedict were.

AustinGrill_MagnoliaEggs

Austin Grill? I’d like to see what an Austinite thinks of that. All the dishes were simple and lacked the kick they needed. BUT, I would totally go back if I needed a shopping break and happened to be in Old Town. But I would only go back for the Shiner Queso.

Where can I get a really, really good breakfast taco, y’all?

Bitches say: C+ Whatcha talking ‘bout Tex-Mex? Take away the taters, add some beans, and find some flavor.

Austin Grill

801 King Street
Alexandria, VA
703.684.8969

The Lust List: Fall Footwear

August 31st, 2010 § Bitch at us

By: Cori Sue

I heard D.C. had a taste of fall weather last week (no worries, I was lapping up the heat in Cairo), and it got me all excited for fall fashion again. The stores are stocking sweaters, but I’m thinking footwear comes first. This year, it’s all about playing like the boys. That’s because the menswear trend is here to stay.

I’ve totally fallen for the androgynous yet playful two-toned Oxford spectators, which come in a variety of colors, styles, and price points, for work and for play. They should be the first thing on your fall shopping list. Pair them with a cute skirt and tights, and you’ve got the perfect – not to mention most comfortable – fall look.

Camden Two-Tone Brogues, $250, J.Crew.

Photo credit: J.Crew

Miltie Oxford, $99, Steve Madden.

Photo credit: Steve Madden

Who We See Spectator Oxford, $88, Urban Outfitters.

Lahaie Oxford, $80, Aldo.

Photo credit: Aldo

Steven by Steve Madden Melin Oxfords, $49.50,  Bloomingdales.

Photo credit: Bloomingdales

BDG Slip-on Oxford, $48, Urban Outfitters.

This Week (Aug. 30 – Sept. 5)

August 30th, 2010 § Bitch at us

By: Becca

If you’re smart, you’re already out of town this week. But if you’re like me, you’re stuck here, furniture shopping (still settling into my new pad) and soaking up the last weekend of glorious pool time. Other than that, it was hard to find fun events, because it seems there is NOTHING GOING ON besides the usual Phillips After Five and boring Labor Day family events on the National Mall. Oh, and I guess college football season is starting? Joy.

Anyway, here are a few other things you could hit up this week if you’re still here and you’re bored.

Get Arty

It’s the last Free Summer Saturday at the Corcoran Gallery this week. Sadness, I know. So go soak up the Chuck Close prints, or bring your sketchpad—there’ll be a live model in the atrium from noon to 3 p.m. Also, the Washington Revels will be singing at 11 a.m. Lotsa fun over there.

Photo credit: Corcoran Gallery

Photo credit: Corcoran Gallery

Rock Out

The Black Cat is celebrating its 17th Birthday. In cat years that means they’re like 84, right? Rock out with Above the Silence, Autograph by Proxy, Brickshitter, Bruise Riot, and more, this Saturday night. Get tickets here.

Be Swanky

The Art Museum of the Americas is kicking off a series of Art After Dark parties, with the first soiree this Thursday in the historic museum and on its terrace (should be perfect weather for cocktails on the terrace, me thinks). Drinks, live art, video art, and live music. Get tickets here.

Jam It

Ever been to a poetry slam? Just think … Witty poets + brilliant words + competition = lots of fun. Give it a go tomorrow night at the Beltway Poetry Slam. The poets will be competing for a chance to represent D.C. at the National Poetry Slam, so it’ll be fierce. Capitol Hill’s The Fridge is hosting. Doors open at 7:30, and the jam starts at 8 p.m. sharp. $5 cash at the door. 516 Eighth Street SE (Rear Alley).

Photo credit: The Fridge

Photo credit: The Fridge

Do Good

Vinoteca and New Vintage are hosting a wine tasting and book signing to benefit the American Heart Association. Charlie Adler, the president of TasteDC and author of “I Drink on the Job: A Refreshing Perspective on Wine” will be the featured guest. Starts at 6 p.m., tickets are $35, and all proceeds go to the AHA. 1940 11th Street NW.

Brunch at CommonWealth

August 27th, 2010 § Bitch at us

By: Becca

CommonWealth is not the place for Miss Pescatarian, Cori Sue. Pig’s feet, pork’s belly, ham, bacon, more bacon. Expect to literally pig out.

The only reason I chose the restaurant was because I had passed by the week before and noticed a sign that said “free” and “mimosas,” to which I am apparently drawn to like a wasp – the insect kind, not the typical D.C. native.

I guess I must have been in a haze that day. Because when we went back on Sunday, and reread the sign, I realized it said ONE free mimosa with a brunch entrée. Which pretty much means you get a glass of orange juice. Fail, Becca. Fail.

Nevertheless, we gathered for our one free mimosa, to celebrate my friend Katie’s birthday in her Columbia Heights ‘hood, and had quite the turnout to boot (these brunches are turning into weekend events, I tell you). Ten friends hauled themselves out of bed for brunch on Sunday (OK, one rolled in an hour and a half late and still a little drunk), and so CommonWealth seated us around a heavy wooden table in the private room in the center of the restaurant. Part fishbowl, part panic room, it’s all glass except for huge metal sliding doors. Bizarre.

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

The restaurant – or should I say, the “people’s gastropub” – is staged to look like a British pub. Now, I’m British, so there’s a special place in my heart for traditional pub fare. I swear I was nursed on mushy peas, Shepherd’s pie, and bangers and mash, all with a cold pint on the side. One point for CommonWealth.

Plus, the joint is owned by Jamie Leeds, who owns Hank’s Oyster Bar and seems to have a knack for developing well-loved neighborhood spots. Two points for CommonWealth.

I also had heard the happy hour is killer at this joint. Half-price beer and wine, plus they kick it up again late-night, after 10 p.m., Monday through Thursday. Three points for CommonWealth.

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

Since there were so many of us at brunch, it’s hard for me to remember details about all the dishes we tried. All I can say is that I enjoyed the atmosphere, the appetizers (read: the Scottish eggs) were better than the entrees, and the service was relatively good and friendly for how busy they were. I’m going to let my bitches tell the rest …

From Robb, who had the Butcher Breakfast, $15, Pork Belly, Sweetbreads, Country Ham, Tomatoes & Poached Eggs:

“I’m not sure what I ate. I didn’t order it. I didn’t even see a menu. It was waiting for me when I got there, like a good meal/woman/dog should always be. There was some slimy yellow stuff drizzled over what I assumed to be some form of testicle, but which was rather delicious anyway. Then there was some red glop, which I didn’t sample because somebody said the words ‘Pork Belly’ to me, which I later found out to be the bacon-looking strips of pale flesh. Those were not bacon, and I felt somewhat deceived by the beautifully rugged plate. There were two perfectly poached eggs over hearty slices of beefsteak tomato. Those two elements, combined with the bread and butter and pickle slices on top of whatever magical toast that was, were simply divine. Oh, and there was prosciutto, which was not A-grade, nor thinly sliced, but I was drunk and ate the shit out of it anyway. ‘My, what a lovely day,’ says the butcher as he raises his arm.

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

From Tammy, who had the Shirred eggs, $9, served w/ country ham & melted cheddar;

“I was intrigued because, who has ever heard of Shirred Eggs? I thought, ‘baked eggs topped with cheese?’ ‘Awesome.’ But it was pretty disappointing, as the eggs were pretty dry and it came in a meat-pie serving dish. The cheese was meh. The potatoes, which were not even so fabulous, were the best part. Best part of the food on the table: the Scottish Eggs. I don’t remember ever eating halved boiled eggs surrounded on the sides with a layer of ground-up sausage, then dipped and fried in Panko bread crumbs. They came with three dipping sauces. There was a honey-mustard mixture and a remoullaide and some other random concoction. Those eggs were the only thing that came that I thought, ‘I would love to learn how to make this at home.’ Everything else I thought, ‘Hmm, I could make this at home.’”

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

From Joanna, who had the Bangers & Mash, $14:

“I started my meal hesitantly ordering a Bloody Mary. I am very particular about them, but these were very good! Just enough spice (but more hot sauce on the table if you want to add, which I did) and enough tang and saltiness to satisfy. We shared an order of the duck wings, a nice change from chicken wings. Of course, duck is all dark meat and pretty greasy as a meat, but these had a sweet orange spicy sauce and were just what you need the morning after a night of drinking. My main entree was bangers and mash (I was in an English bar after all). The sausage was a spiral of flavorful pork on top of somewhat soupy mash with homemade applesauce. The applesauce really added a nice sweetness to a salty dish. The texture, however, was a bit too thin for me; I would have enjoyed some chunks of apples or potato. Overall pretty tasty English food, which is a pleasant surprise.”

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

From Brooke, who had the CommonWealth Benedict w/ Scottish smoked salmon, $12:

“The smoked salmon Benedict was a nice cure to a mild, if not persistent, hangover. It was served on a slice of Texas Toast, which I found odd – why change out English muffins when you are at a British gastropub?! A bit disappointing. The bread overwhelmed the well-cooked eggs and the greasy, salty lox.”

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

From Matt, who had the Egg in a Hole, $7, made with pan fried bread & farm eggs:

“It was great hangover food because it was hearty without being too greasy. The sausage was packed a little dense for my taste, but the flavor was nice and sage-y and paired well the potatoes. The bloody Mary was kind of bland, but shined up OK with a dash of hot sauce. The mimosas seemed to be inconsistent, some were barely orange, others were very thick with juice. Of course, I will continue to preach the gospel of Scottish eggs, though it usually falls on deaf ears. Overall, it’s excellent drinking food, be it morning, noon or night. (Any negative comments may be attributable to “that’s how they do it in Britain.”  Forgive my ignorance if that’s the case.)”

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

From the Other Matt, who had the CommonWealth Benedict w/ Sautéed spinach, $9:

“The bloody Mary is above average. The spinach Benedict was very good. It was served on a sturdy piece of toast, and had nicely seasoned spinach and perfectly poached eggs (with no salmonella) and a good hollandaise.”

Commonwealth Gastropub Brunch

CommonWealth

1400 Irving Street NW

Washington, DC 20010

202-265-1400

The Lust List: Sparkle, Sparkle

August 26th, 2010 § Bitch at us

By: Cori Sue

Sequins are a Catch-22. On the one hand, they’re sparkly, pretty, and fun. On the other hand, they’re in the rhinestone family, which is nothing but tackiness. The solution? Just go for it – but style it carefully. No one wants to look like a disco ball, or worse, a Vegas call girl (ahem, like this DON’T, below).

Annalyne McCord is a don't. Courtesy of Go Fug Yourself.

Sequined miniskirts first popped up in magazines and on runways last fall, but, at the time, I was still hesitant to drop the cash for this much-desired sequined mini.

This fall’s magazines and look books have confirmed that sequin skirts are here for another year. And this time, I won’t be able to resist. Here’s the best news: The new fashion consensus is that, if styled correctly, sequin skirts are acceptable for night, day, and even at the office. Here’s how to pull it off …

Sequins at Night

For a sparkly night out on the town, pair a sequined mini with a solid colored top, like a silk blouse or cotton tank. Make sure the top isn’t too tight, as sequined skirts are typically form-fitting. Add long, layered necklaces and a fun cocktail ring. Pair with pumps, gladiator sandals, or ankle booties.

Sexy, fun, not slutty.

Sequins During Daytime

For day, dress down your sequined skirt. Try a casual cotton tee—like a long-sleeved tissue tee from J.Crew or a casual V-neck pocket tee from Hanes or Urban Outfitters. If it’s chilly, throw on a long belted boyfriend cardigan or a leather jacket. Minimize jewelry since the skirt is enough sparkle for daytime. Wear knee-high boots, Oxfords, or ballet flats. (Purchase the skirt below at Shop Bop, here).

Weekend Casual. Courtesy of Shop Bop

Sequins at the Office

Believe it or not, you have a few options here. First things first, if you’re leggy like Miss Becca, make sure your sequined skirt is an appropriate fingertip length. I like it worn belted with a tissue tee, a wool blazer, and Oxfords, as shown in this shot from the J.Crew fall look book. Another option is a classic, crisp white button-down with tights and ballet flats.

This skirt will soon be in my closet. Photo courtsey of J.Crew

Sequins Day to Night

For a day-to-night look, I like a simple silk blouse, tights, and black patent pumps.

Perfect for dinner or happy hour after work.

This is important: When purchasing a sequin mini, make sure you see it in person, to ensure its quality; sequins can bend, break, and fray easily. If you’re going for a cheaper sequined mini, stick to black, which masks a lower-quality-but-still-fun piece from somewhere like Forever 21. There are several cute, affordable black options here, here, and here. And a navy option, here.

And finally, embrace it! It’s fun to sparkle.

Brunch in Brooklyn

August 25th, 2010 § 1 person bitched back

By: Becca

It’s been a slow courtship, but I think I’m falling for New York. I go there for work every once in a while, which means I get to sample the swankiest hotels and restaurants (my job, if I’ve never told you, is amazing). But when I’m there working, I rarely have the time to explore or play with friends who live in the city.

So I returned recently for a weekend and invited everyone I know in New York to have a night out in the gutter. (No, really, there is a bar called The Gutter.) All it took was a great group of friends, a pair of aviators, a vuvuzela, and a fully stocked bar for us to run rampant around Brooklyn. In the wee hours, we rounded off the debauchery with fried pickles and burgers from DuMont Burger (fried pickles … guuuuhhh).

As is standard when you’re out drinking with a large group, people dropped like flies throughout the night. By Sunday morning there were only four of us left. So we stumbled out in our sunglasses to find some grub in Brooklyn.

Enid's Brunch

We were eager to try Five Leaves, an adorable little café/bar in Greenpoint, but it was too packed with hipsters in inappropriate sunglasses and extremely coiffed hair, and we were short on time.

So we dragged ourselves around the corner to a little diner/bar named Enid’s. I wanted to love it: funky décor, super chill vibe and, hell, they deliver beer or wine to your house! But, there was a reason we snagged a table so fast. The food was sort of meh, and the service was just the same.

Enid's Brunch

According to Ben, our host who so kindly put us up for the weekend, Enid’s was the hot place to Brunch six years ago. In fact, he says, he’s a little nostalgic about the joint, and might even get defensive if I trash it too much.

OK, Ben. I’ll be nice. (Did I mention Ben is an amazing photographer, and he shot these stunning brunch photos? I die.)  But the truth is, when you’re in New York, everything should taste spectacular – from the Four Seasons’ prix fixe to the hot dog from the grubby street vendor around the corner. Enid’s let me down a bit, even if my taste buds were dulled by hangover.

Enid's Brunch

Ben ordered the huevos rancheros, which had two eggs on tortillas with cheese and the usual: rancheros sauce, sour cream, pico de gallo, etc. Tammy totally went for the Hungry Bear, because she was definitely a hungry bear that morning. Her honey was a biscuit sandwich with egg, sausage and gravy. I stuck with the usual eggs Benny, which were nothing spectacular. I really should start ordering something different for brunch.

The winner, we all voted, was the plum pancakes. And it was simply that: freshly sliced plums on the perfect pancakes. I think there was even a little syrup and powdered sugar sprinkled on top … not quite sure. The dish isn’t on the regular brunch menu, I think we caught them when plums were in season, but perhaps you can try to order it anyway. They were the finest of the brunch bunch (Go ahead, drool over that first photo. I’ll wait.).

Enid's Brunch

Bitches say: B for Ben! (Because otherwise I would have given it a C). Funky and chill, just like Brooklyn. But the service was slow and the food was blah.

Enid’s

560 Manhattan Ave.

Brooklyn, NY 11222

718.349.3859

Love Cafe

August 24th, 2010 § 2 people bitched back

By: Cori Sue

Recently I stopped by Love Cafe to sample their cupcake selection. I had high hopes, since it’s the sister cafe to the infamous Cake Love, which sits right across U Street and is a well-known name about the Beltway thanks to its delicious baked goods and a certain American Express commercial.

Love Cafe, however, is more a coffee shop than a cupcakery, with people nestled in corners typing away on their laptops or reading the newspaper. It’s got a different feel from other area cupcakeries; it lacks the usual pink frills and long lines (this might be because it was founded by a man).

Photo credit: Cori Sue Morris

It’s unfortunate, but I was not very impressed by the cupcakes. They aren’t cute or well-decorated, and they look kind of blah (with a blah flavor to match).

First off, they’re cold, which peeves me. Second, the cake is dry. I had the Mud Pie – chocolate cake topped with chocolate ganache frosting and a dollop of chocolate buttercream on top, along with a german chocolate center. It was alright; nothing memorable. And, if four types of chocolate can’t impress me, nothing can.

Photo credit: Cori Sue Morris

Also, in the name of research, I brought home a second cupcake, the Red Velvet, to sample later on. Once again, the cake was dry, and the cream-cheese frosting (my favorite part) was light and unflavorful.

I make much better cupcakes than these at home. Le sigh.

Photo credit: Cori Sue Morris

The Bitches say:  B-, I’m bitchy, but I’m not impressed.

Locations:
U-Street: 1506 U St. N.W., Washington D.C. (202) 588-7100
Silver Spring: 935 Ellsworth Dr., Silver Spring, M.D. (301) 565-2253
Tyson’s Corner: 1961 Chain Bridge Rd., McLean, V.A. (703) 442-4880
National Harbor: 160 National Plaza, Fort Washington, M.D. (301) 686-0340
Hours: vary by location, see Web site.

This Week (August 23 – 29)

August 23rd, 2010 § 4 people bitched back

By: Becca

Drink

Ohmygosh it’s Beer Week. Don’t worry, this champagne lover will set her prejudices aside to enjoy DC’s week of sud-laden events. There are daily tastings and events at local breweries and bars (H Street Country Club is giving away a pool table, people)—even a beer cruise! Check out the full listings of events. And, please, have a pint for me.

Photo credit: Beer Week

Photo credit: Beer Week

Shop

Sisarina (one of our favorite DC locals) is hosting a “Fancy Little Things” fashion show this Wednesday at Relic in Bethesda. Clothing, jewelry, handbags and shoes from local designers will be parading down the catwalk to support New Endeavors by Women. There were only 10 tickets left this morning, so this is sure to be a hot event. RSVP here.

Give

It’s the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina this Wednesday (crazy to think it’s been five years already), and D.C. residents are ramping up to raise money for still-affected Gulf Coasters—and for those now affected by the BP oil spill. Citizen Effect‘s CitizenGulf project has announced a National Day of Action this Wednesday, and the D.C. event is at Busboys & Poets at 6:30 p.m. All ticket sales and donations will give families in the Gulf region the support they need to get their kids ready for school (supplies, uniforms, tutoring, even snacks). Get tickets here.

Photo credit: CitizenGulf

Photo credit: CitizenGulf

Watch

The Woolly Mammoth is my favorite DC theater company. I saw their entire season last year, but I’ve been slacking this year because I’ve been so busy. This next play might put them back on my calendar because, once again, the Woolly is pushing the limits. It’s The Vibrator Play (need I say more?), and they’re hosting all sorts of crazy events to promote it. Tonight is pay-what-you-can (get in line early), with a “Secret Desires interactive experience,” where audiences anonymously reveal their “inner longings” (Oh my!). Next week, the Washington City Paper’s sex columnist Amanda Hess talks dirty with audiences. And on Sept. 2 there’s a Girls’ Night Out happy hour where audiences shop for sex toys. Don’t miss it.

Party

This Thursday, Washington’s ladies will be sipping cocktails on the rooftop deck overlooking Nationals Park. Why? It’s the Washington Nationals Ladies’ Night Vegas Party, back by popular demand. The event, featuring the standard food, drinks, games, prizes, also will have appearances by the … wait for it … very studly Nationals players. Get there at 4:30 and stay until the game begins (they’re playing the St. Louis Cardinals). Get yur tickets here.

Photo credit: Washington Nationals

Photo credit: Washington Nationals

Brunch at The Liberty Tree

August 19th, 2010 § 1 person bitched back

By: Becca

Off we go to The Liberty Tree to rally for individual liberty, resistance to tyranny, and no taxation without representation!

Oh, wait. It’s Saturday morning.

Off we go to The Liberty Tree to rally for cheap mimosas, breakfast pizza, and a semi-drunken afternoon with hungover friends!

Yes, yes. That’s more our speed.

The Liberty Tree Brunch

The Liberty Tree, a quaint little restaurant hidden behind the absolute mayhem of road construction that is H Street Northeast, just started their brunch last month.

Would the Bitches really venture out to H Street (the land of no Metro stops and public defecation) for something other than burlesque boobies and beer gardens?

Would we eat there? Would we brunch there?

Well, we gave it a shot. I guess it was the brick oven that was calling my name from afar. Or perhaps it was the chef, who hails from DC’s favorite pizza staple, Matchbox.

The Liberty Tree Brunch

Speaking of pizza, the brunch menu had a slew of them, made to order in the open-air kitchen. But besides the pizza options, the brunch menu is small and mostly Northeastern (lobster on your eggs Benny, anyone?).

The drinks hit the spot. The Blood Mary’s passed the unsuckdcmetro test, and when I ordered a mimosa, our server gave me three options: pear, mango, or regular. Hmmm. All three, please!

The Liberty Tree Brunch

Our server was knowledgeable and speedy. And that’s credit to her, because we had a huge and slightly obnoxious group, complete with two SLR cameras, an HD video recorder, a panama hat, and 10 pairs of sunglasses. She said it was her first time serving brunch, which was a little surprising, because she was still able to sell each and every menu item like it was gourmet.

OK, onto the food. Let me begin by saying, they’re not beautiful dishes, but the food is good. Solidly average comfort food, I’d say. Certainly nothing to venture that far out for if you’re not within stumbling distance. The breakfast pizza was ladled with maple syrup, bacon bits, cheese, and egg. And it had a thin, crunchy crust, which made it hard for this Brit to eat it with a knife and fork.

The Liberty Tree Brunch

The filet BLT was thick and consisted of an English muffin loaded with steak and bacon. Greasy and perfect for brunch. The buttermilk pancakes were moist and delicious, and topped with a blueberry compote. And the farmer’s omelet went too fast for me to even try (thanks, Gwo).

I suppose it’s hard for me to write much more about the food because it wasn’t really that memorable (and the afternoon is still a little hazy). The only real stand out was the eggs Kennebunkport, made with lobster, poached egg and hollandaise on an English muffin. But their home fries aren’t much to speak of.

The Liberty Tree Brunch

The restaurant seemed to be in the throws of repair. There were dudes on ladders messing about in the ceiling while we were eating – probably fixing the air conditioning. I’ve heard awful stories of 90-degree temperatures INSIDE the restaurant during dinner, but we didn’t experience that.

Bitches say: B- Quaint and cute, and the food is solidly average. But it’s nothing to venture out that far for brunch – unless you’re really hunting for a quality pear mimosa.

The Liberty Tree

1016 H Street NE
Washington, D.C. 20002
202.396.TREE

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